03 · The rulebook

Eight rules, none of them hard

Also the back print on the natural tee. This is the part people photograph.

01Everybody sits.

02No one gets up. Going to the bar is not getting up.

03Bring a chair. Or don't. The ground is sanctioned. So is a curb.

04Sit next to someone you do not know. That is the whole point.

05Buy your own. The club has no treasury and no intention of starting one.

06Nothing is tracked. Not steps, not pace, not rounds.

07Talking is permitted. Standing is not.

08Late is fine. You are sitting.